Bob would go to see their friend Pete. He discovers Pete in his barn dancing nude around their John Deere

Bob would go to see their friend Pete. He discovers Pete in his barn dancing nude around their John Deere

. “What have you been doing!” asks Bob. Pete prevents dancing & says, “My spouse happens to be ignoring me recently therefore I chatted to my psychiatrist in which he stated we needed seriously to do a little thing sexy to a tractor.” [to attract her]

A guy would go to see a wizard and claims, “Can you carry a curse that a priest placed on me personally years back?” “Maybe,” states the wizard, “Can remember the precise terms associated with curse?” The person replies, “we pronounce you wife and man.”

a spouse suspected their spouse ended up being cheating on him. He explained his situation to an animal store owner whom responded, “I have actually a parrot that may inform you daily how are you affected in your own home. The bird does not have any feet, therefore he holds onto their penis to his perch.” Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird house. (més…)